What does HJ mean?
Other definitions of HJ:
- Stands for handjob, which is using only hand(s) to stimulate a penis until ejaculation.
- A handjob, or stroking a cock with hands.
- Abbreviation for "hand job", an act of masturbation, especially if performed by a partner on a man. First use of the term dates back to the 1930s.
- Handjob, the oldest member of the sexual job family, with other members like blowjob or footjob.
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How to use the term
HJ:
That HJ was sure some handiwork. Great job!
What a H.J.! Thanks mister!
Take the proper steps to enjoy your hj. Prepare lubrication, and never take off without a plan in place for your little fellows you're setting free.
No one has gotten a HJ in cargo shorts since 'Nam.
Getting an H.J at the end of an erotic massage is a Happy Ending.
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