Stonks

What does Stonks mean?

An exclamation used to express the merit of a financial decision, but is often used sarcastically.

Other definitions of Stonks:

A term that is applied at the end of a trade, and usually notes how bad the trade was.
An indicator of a raw deal that hurts to go forward with. Often said sarcastically to imply just how bad the trade was.
A caption on a meme that is applied to trades that are bad. The image includes Meme Man standing in a suit in front of a trading screen, and says in large font "Stonks".

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How to use the term
Stonks:

I really came out ahead on this, huh? Stonks.
The stonks were strong today. I think I lost about half.
Well, I lost my house and family, as well as my car in deal. So, stonks.

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